"It's gettin' hot in here, so take off..." ahem. Excuse me. I've spent the afternoon with my husband getting steamy on the dining room table.
It’s not what it sounds like. I got a new toy: a SteamMachine.
It’s for housework.

I love the holidays and all of the company that comes with them. I even like to cook. (and eat!) What I do not love, at all, is cleaning. Blech.
But, unfortunately, I do like to have a clean house. My children and their toys have other ideas.
That’s why I was super excited when HomeRight offered to let me try their SteamMachine .
The first thing I decided to try was our dining room table.
I clean this table every stinkin’ day, usually more than once, and the thing is still always a mess. Always.
It is a hand-me-down from my dad and step-mom, so it was not new when it joined our family 5 years ago and it takes daily abuse from three kiddos, so it doesn’t really owe us much.
Our table is tired, and it shows.
It’s kind of a Monet. “From far away it’s okay, but up close it’s a big old mess.” Name that movie.
Poor guy (the table) had water marks, play dough, and remnants from old craft projects all over the place.
Check out those before photos. Super embarrassing.
I made a video so you can see the SteamMachine in action.
In the words of my husband, “Dude. That thing actually did a good job!”
Ta-da! The after photo:
And in the spirit of holiday giving, HomeRight has offered to give a SteamMachine to one lucky Binkies and Briefcases reader.
Just enter using the Rafflecopter below.
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Oh, my play-dohed table is sooo in need of this!
I have 2 kid- one a baby who is going to be crawling and getting into everything- this will be a miracle and also all of out stuff are handme downs so they would love to look new 🙂
My windowsills could use a good steaming.
SHUT UP. I can’t believe your table looks like that now! I would totally remove the wallpaper borders from my bedroom walls. We did it in another room and it took 2 days. Awful.
I have a paint sprayer from HomeRight that I CAN’T WAIT to use in the spring!
That is amazing! Can I use it on my tile counter tops?
Amazing product. Can’t wait to see the table in person. Great video demo.
pick me!
I would clean the paint and playdoh and yuck off of the counters in my craft room!
You are adorable! My table battles our big ole family every stinkin’ day and loses. Bring.me.the.machine!
Needs it, must have the precious.
What wouldn’t I want to clean with it?? I want to get steamy! Ellen
Holy crap! I need this! Can you use it to clean children?? Thanks for the head’s up about this cool product, Steph. Didn’t even know it existed!
Table, counter tops, windows, etc!
We have never see anyone use it on table tops before, but a great idea. Thanks for reviewing the HomeRight SteamMachine.
I have a few side chairs that could use a cleaning
I would clean my hardwood and ceramic tile floors.
This machine is a great tool for cleaning ones home…I wish I had one. Thanks for the chance to win this!
The first place I would clean would be my bathroom!!!
I would clean everything!!!
I can think of a lot of things in my house that I would clean with this machine from my table to my window sills. I’ve always wanted my husband to come up with an invention for cleaning window sills. I think HomeRight steam machine is IT!